Disclaimer for "Yo Mama"

First things first: if your child has big dreams to grow up and travel around in a VW bus don`t freak out. There are definitely worse ways one could travel. Here are a few reasons why all you mothers can sleep at night knowing your son or daughter is out on the road somewhere.

1. Not every VW bus road tripper rides around smoking massive amounts of "Mary Jane", "Ganja", "Purple Nurple Mind Eraser", "Wacky Tobacky", etc. (mainly due to the fact that after eating ramen noodles for a week; not having beer or cigarettes ; and most importantly not having clean socks and underwear. Getting stoned would seem to be the last thing on the mind of your youngins. If your child has there priorities straight, these fore mentioned commodities should be first on there wish list when they acquire some money. Then again there are places in all most every town that you can get a hot shower, free meal, and clean socks; so if you can take care of beer and cigarettes this may actually be a concern!!!
   
2. VW`s are like riding in a boat; waving is just one of the many interactions your darling young ones will have with the rest of human kind. (It is true, even when your living on the verge of poverty with no "real life goals" one would be surprised at how many good Friends cross your path) Yes It Is True, People Love Hippy`s to???!!!
   
3. VW`s can double as both recreational vehicle and shelter. Meaning mama`s little girl will never be sleeping out on the street; she will just be sleeping in a bus on the street. They are also very surprisingly comfy ( compared to a curb as a pillow and a gravel mattress.

DON`T WORRY MAMA`S MORE TO COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!